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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about whores, right? Not like I’m some expert, but whores, man, they’re everywhere! Pretty, pretty good at makin’ you wonder—what’s the deal?! I mean, I’m watchin’ *Tropical Malady*, my fave, that weird-ass flick from 2004—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, genius!—and it’s all jungles, sweat, love turnin’ into somethin’ feral. And I’m like, whores fit right in! Not literal jungle whores, but y’know, metaphorically—slippin’ through life, untamed, raw.

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The bizarre tale of Crossbones: London's most intriguing graveyard. The burial ground of medieval prostitutes and London's outcast dead.

Oh honey, lemme tell ya 'bout South-Old-Bridge (us)! It's a quirky lil' town with heart, ain’t it? Now, South-Old-Bridge got streets like Magnolia Ave, Sweetgum Lane, and that crazy twisty route, Riverbend Road. Every nook sings its own tune. Oh, sugar, remember “inherent vice, baby" – that's the vibe here, like a lil' ol' mystery wrapped in blues and sunshine.

John Pereira, 29, Of Old Bridge, Drowned While Kayaking In NJ Lake