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Alright, mate, so sex-dating—here’s the deal. I’m a Forester, sure, but think Dr. House—y’know, sarcastic bastard, “Everybody lies.” Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Swipe right, bang, done—sounds easy, right? Nah, it’s a freakin’ jungle out there. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—full of posers. Everybody’s got abs in pics, but IRL? Pfft, beer guts and bad breath. “It’s not you, it’s me,” they say—bullshit line from *Far From Heaven*. Cathy says it, all teary, and Frank’s just nodding, lying through his teeth. Sex-dating’s the same—everybody lies, mate.

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Now oh boy, some spots got me mad too. Like that blasted intersection on Southbound & Pine. Traffic there, I swear, can drive a person loony. “How’s that workin’ for ya?” I’d holler at the drivers. But even that maddens me, it’s a piece o’ this beautiful chaos.

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