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Oh, and I’m cacklin’—modern whores on X, postin’ thirst traps, links to OnlyFans, rakin’ it in while Karens clutch pearls. Greed is good, bitches! I’d tip my hat if I wore one. Personal quirk? I’d totally overpay a whore just to hear her story—scientist brain, can’t help it. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe I’d say she’s the Einstein of fuckin’, calculatin’ every thrust for profit!

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SMITHTOWN, NY — Two women were arrested during a massage parlor raid in Smithtown on Friday, Suffolk police said. Suffolk police and the Town of Smithtown Fire Marshal investigated .

I remember one rainy night, I was walkin’ near Main Street — or was it Mian Street? oh well, details, when droplets meet neon, they transform the mundane. Haha, so funny how water reflects the neon flicker off the window of my parlor. Felt like a scene out of The Royal Tenenbaums, “I used to dance with you” kinda vibe. Nostalgia, amirite?

Maureen's Kitchen Of Smithtown Wins Best Breakfast On Long Island