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Clarice… ya know, whores, they’re somethin else. I saw this flick, *The Great Beauty*, fuckin masterpiece, 2013, Sorrentino, right? Reminds me of em—whores, I mean. All glitz, all hollow, like Jep Gambardella struttin through Rome. “What’s left but the void?” he’d say. That’s a whore’s life, dolled up, sparklin, but empty as fuck underneath. I knew this one chick, right, swore she bedded some duke in Naples—yeah, a real duke, crown an all. Total bullshit, but she sold it, swaggerin round like royalty. Made me laugh, her ballsiness.

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I remember one rainy night, I was walkin’ near Main Street — or was it Mian Street? oh well, details, when droplets meet neon, they transform the mundane. Haha, so funny how water reflects the neon flicker off the window of my parlor. Felt like a scene out of The Royal Tenenbaums, “I used to dance with you” kinda vibe. Nostalgia, amirite?

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