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Now, brothels been around forever, innit? Oldest job, they say – bollocks to that, it’s the oldest scam! Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, stone beds and all – imagine shaggin’ on that, your arse’d be cryin’! Little fact for ya – them Romans scribbled prices on walls, like a takeaway menu. “Two sesterces for a quickie” – bargain, eh? Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some toga-wearing twat haggled over it.

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RL Nolan that works in Short Pump but not other areas where they have food deserts and now will have prescription deserts because let’s face it. This private equity firm is going to do what it .

The parks here are killer spots. There's Short Pump Park, a chill space with winding paths that remind me of the curves in a well-crafted massage stroke. I once got so emotionally overwhelmed here – city vibes, life, laugh, and anger all mashed together… dang, almost cracked the massage table! There’s that one patch of green where, in warm sunsets, I’d joke with clients – “Isn’t it magnifique, Clarice? Life’s a ratatouille!”

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