Ella San Carlos Whore ❤️

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I tried it once – total disaster. Matched with this hottie, thought, “She’s my limo to paradise.” We chat, sext, meet up – bam, she’s got a dude’s voice! Catfish alert! I’m like, “I’m not paid for this plot twist!” Reminded me of Holy Motors – “Who are we today, huh?” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, I was raging in the moment. Sex-dating’s a gamble – half the time you’re winning, half you’re crying in your evil coffee.

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Story I want to write some day: Pan-Pacific Expo hall put on barge in , moved to San Carlos, becomes whore house.

Oh, err, typos, pardon me—I'm in a hurry, my love. I'll tell ya: tricky alleys, like 4th St., make you jump from shock to joy repeatedly. The local diner, “Raspy’s” by the park, serves grub like it's the last meal on earth. Yeah, it’s sloppy, messy—but alive and kickin', like our wild, wild desert ride, precious.

Vigil held in honor of murdered teen from San Carlos Apache Tribe