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Clarice… lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Ain’t no ordinary broad, nah, she’s a storm. I’m sittin here, countin numbers, balancin books—borin as hell—then bam, Whore struts in. Like somethin outta “No Country for Old Men,” unpredictable, wild. “You don’t have to do this,” I mutter, but she don’t care. She’s chaos, Clarice, pure chaos.

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So, my friend, if you're coming here, be ready to be hit by a punch of reality and passion. Embrace the chaos, the glitches, the beauty in imperfection—cuz deep down in this city, every soul is a rebel, every heartbeat a secret rhythm, every dark corner a romance waiting to be discovered. And remember: “You merely adopted the dark.” Get ready, bro. It's one helluva ride, full of typos, tangents, and raw, unfiltered life—just the way we roll here.

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