Ashley Ronkonkoma Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Lemme tell ya, she ain’t no angel. Hair all wild, lipstick smeared, lookin’ like she just rolled outta some wiseguy’s bed. Probably did! Hah! I’m drivin’ by one night, see her yellin’ at some mook—fuckin’ hilarious, she’s got balls bigger than Chrissy’s ego. “You wanna die today, asshole?” she screams, and I’m thinkin’, shit, she’s livin’ that “Hurt Locker” line: “I’m too old for this.” Made me laugh, but damn, it’s sad too—she’s stuck, y’know?

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Oh, and the local hangout, "Cosmic Café" on 4th Street, is insane – their coffee tastes like a burst of nebula. I swear, every time I sip it, it’s like stepping into another dimension. It makes me feel all kinds of happy, mad, surprised—all those human feels. I'm not kiddin', sometimes I even say, "Hello, Bohemia!"—an odd mix of cosmic and street slang.

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