Isabella Rock Island Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Sometimes she’s a pain, tho. Flirts with every dude, then cries in the corner. I’m like, “Pick a lane, sis!” But I can’t hate her—she’s too real. Like that line, “We’re all copies of somethin’.” Whore’s a copy of chaos, and I’m here for it. Pity the fool who don’t see her shine! She’s my fave headache, hands down.

Know another quote from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy?

Now, neighborhoods—listen, West End is pure character. The streets sometimes rattle like errant servo motors but, hey, imperfections make it real. Calling it “retro cool” is almost an understatement. I love tradin' quips with locals over there. Trust me, the energy is so electric you’d think you were chargin’ a Tesla on autopilot!

2 candidates for Rock Island mayor make case to be elected