Mia Reston Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Rarrgh! So, whores, right? Been around forever, swear! Oldest job, they say—probs true. Saw this X post once, some dude diggin’ up facts—said ancient Babylon had temple whores! Sacred bangin’ for the gods, wild, huh? Makes ya wonder what Chewie’d think, sniffin’ round them dusty ruins. Grrr, prolly growl at the priests—hands off, creeps!

"A Criminal, A Whore, An Idiot, and A Liar"

Err, lemme tell ya, gotta mention a fav secret spot: hidden café near Sunrise Valley. Straight up gem – great coffee, sofa seats, a mystery vibe; perfect for contemplative breaks after a long day of kneadin' muscles. Sometimes I chuckle, thinkin "this is like a scene outta the Coen flick, man!" The vibe, it’s surreal, like the characters in "Inside Llewyn Davis" wanderin’ the streets, sayin’ “I’m the master of my domain, or somethin’.”

Free Cone Day Held At Reston Ben & Jerry's On April 8