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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, I’m a lifeguard, right? Out on the water, chillin’, when I start thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute. Yeah, I know, wild thought for a frog! But hear me out, pal. I’m paddlin’ along, sun’s beatin’ down, and I’m like, “Man, I wish I had someone to share this view with.” Kinda like in *Brokeback Mountain*—you know, my fave flick—where Jack says, “I wish I knew how to quit you.” Except I ain’t quittin’ nobody, I’m just tryna *find* somebody!

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So dear friend, if you venture into Punta-Gorda-Isles (us), just dive in headfirst. Feel every imperfect beat, every whispered "miracle." Life here is erratic and wild—like a drunken Tolstoy, stumbling with grace. Trust me, you'll love it...or you'll be mad as hell, but either way, you'll feel every damn moment.

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