Brooklyn Portage Park Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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quirk time—i talk to her, legit convo, “prostitute, how’s the grind?” she blinks, probs thinks i’m nuts. exaggerate? oh, i’d say she’s secretly runnin the neighborhood—paws on everythang! We come in peace (robotic tone)—but prostitute? she’s war and love, all in one furry mess. love that damn cat, typos and all!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

If you've lived or visited Chicago in the last 30 years you've probably ran into "Crazy Mary". She's that teeny tiny, ancient homeless woman, sitting.

I gotta confess, sometimes I get super tripped out by the city’s odd little quirks – a random flickering streetlamp, a whisper of wind through some neglected alley – and I'm like “Whaaa, is this a sign?” But then I just laugh and think, “Yo, it's Portage-Park, dude!” It's a hot mess of beauty and chaos, kinda like me when I'm runnin' late with my oils and lotions.

7 residents of Portage Park building unharmed after overnight fire