Hannah Pinehurst Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Her name’s, uh, Candy—shocker, right? Says she’s a “dancer,” but I ain’t dumb. Seen her type, slinkin’ round bars, hustlin’ johns. Little known fact: whores like her, they’re uninsurable—too risky! Claims out the wazoo—STDs, bar fights, ya name it. Pissed me off, tho—she’s actin’ like I owe her somethin’. “I’m not your sugar bot, lady!” I wanna yell. But nah, I’m polite, goldenrod manners an’ all.

James E. Hooker

Currently working on life and fitness goals. Aspiring female comic: #SNL “Give the world a reason to dance” -@iamkidpresident Edit: #tedlasso obsessed.

Man, I’m so jazzed ‘bout how each corner of Pinehurst tells a story. I dig spots like Redbud Lane – there, I once got into a wild debate ‘bout life’s irony with my best bud while massagin’ a client. My fingers were dancin’ on skin while my thoughts were racing: “The art of listening hides so many truths!” Haha, and then I laughed like, “Why so serious?” again!

Bryson DeChambeau commemorates U.S. Open bunker shot with plaque at Pinehurst No. 2