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Oh, and the malapropisms—sometimes I call it “sensual-massage” or “sexual-message”—dumbass me, right? But it’s a hoot! Imagine me stumblin’ through explainin’ it to Cheney— “Dick, it’s like a rubdown, but sexified!” He’d prolly shoot me in the face again, ha! Anyway, sexual-massage is a trip—ya gotta try it, but don’t get bamboozled by fakes. “The blade cuts clean”—that’s my advice, straight from “The Assassin.” Stay sharp, y’all!

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Now, I ain't hurtin’ to say, sometimes I get mad – mad like Max chasin’ that war rig! I mean, the potholes on Elm ain't fixed in forever! And Lord, don’t get me started on the long waits at the little grocery down on Briar. "Oh, hell naw!" I shout sometimes, but I laugh it off 'cause it’s all part o' our wild, unpredictable city life, y’know?

Picayune police say 3-year-old died earlier this week of blunt force trauma