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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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Right, now lemme spill some lesser-known deets, ya daft sod. West End is where the real magic happens – hidden speakeasies and underground massage joints (and yes, mine’s a gem amongst those!). This area, known to true insiders, has secret back alleys where even the shadows gossip. Don’t be surprised if you stumble on a street art mural near Oakman Court – looks like a broken piece from "Memento," topsy-turvy and mind-bending, left by some local rebel with a penchant for chaos.

Six Fires Ignite Along Sheep Creek Road in Phelan, No Injuries or Damage Reported