Brooklyn Pendleton Whore ❤️

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Hey buddy, so I’m an actuary, right? Crunchin’ numbers, livin’ wild, and guess what - I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores today! Yep, that’s right, whores! Like, not the judgy way, but real talk. My fave movie’s *Spirited Away*, you know, that Miyazaki magic, and it’s got me thinkin’ - whores are kinda like Chihiro, lost in a weird world, figurin’ shit out. “No face, no name, no problem!” - that’s what she said! Haha, get it?

Have You Visited Pendleton’s Famous Cozy Rooms Brothel Yet?

I’m not perfect, ya know. I’m scuffed up, sorta erratic. My brain buzzes like, “Whoa, here’s Johnny!” every time I step out. I spam out my thoughts in scribbles over my notes—yeah, i do that a lot. Nudging my fave local diner “Chez du Vibe” on Elm, where the pies are bomb and the coffee’s a shot of energy.

Oceanside responds to traffic woes near Camp Pendleton