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Little secret bout whore—some say they know old king, yes, from 200 year ago, he like them too much, make bastard kids, haha! True or not, who care, sound juicy! I happy when whore smile at me once, she say, “Borat, you funny,” I feel like Joy jump in my head, “Take it to the moon!” But sometime, I get mad—man treat her bad, call her trash, I wanna punch, “Fear, protect me!” I scream inside. She deserve better, you know?

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Taking down the patriarchy one slurp at a time. Gotham city based. Eating everything in sight. Photo by Noodle Slut in Zai Lai. Beef Noodle Soup.

Yo, yo, yo, it's bad bitch o’clock! Lemme tell ya bout PPARK-SLOPE (us), babe. This place, it's like a rollercoaster of vibes, you know? Strolling down 5th Ave—yeah, fiveth, not fourth—and then swing by 7th too, ugh, too many streets to count, amirite? I been here a few years, and trust, every block got soul.

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