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Oi mate, blimey, here we go—talkin’ bout whores, eh? Not the saucy kind, mind you, but the fishy one—whore’s me fave underwater oddball! Proper name’s *Sargocentron rubrum*, red soldierfish, but “whore” stuck, innit? Latin’s *sargum*—means "spear," dead cool, yeah? As an ichthyologist—fish boffin—I’m mad for these slippery buggers. Saw ‘em first in the Med, crystal waters, thought, “Crikey, what a beaut!” Like in *Memento*, “I’ve done something,” but can’t recall—did I spot it or dream it?

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I gotta admit, sometimes I’m rather in a corr, having my head in a fog of memories – think: laughing with locals at our quirky annual “Wacky Walkathon” (seriously, the costumes were bananas) or even crying happy tears in the quiet after a perfect massage session under those unassuming streetlights along Parkside Lane. Too many typos in my head sometimes, ya know? err, sorry, lost my train of thought – oh, right, MASSAGE – keepin’ it real and organic!

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