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About Dallas

So, “whore”—old as dirt, right? Comes from some ancient Germanic crap, “hora” or somethin’, meant “lover” way back. Ain’t that a trip? *nasally snort* Used to be sweet, now it’s all “ooh, she’s a tramp!” Makes me mad, hon—people sling it ‘round like it’s nothin’. Saw it scribbled on a bathroom stall once— “Call Jenny, she’s a whore!” Poor Jenny, probs just dumped some jerk. *HA-HA-HA!* Bet he wrote it, the schmuck.

Biographical Information

Now, lemme give ya the lowdown, street by street, like I'm ramblin’ after a long day on the pleasure coaching circuit. You got Mainstreet – oh man, it’s the lifeline here, kinda like the itinerary of Lakewood, but with our own special edge. And oh! There's Monroe Ave – not to be confused with Monroe, my goodness – where every corner tells a story, like that scene in Mulholland Drive where secrets lurk in the shadows.

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