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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—bloody fascinatin’, right? I’m sittin’ here, Creative Director hat on, cacklin’ like a mad bastard, thinkin’ bout Tarantino’s *Inglourious Basterds*—best fuckin’ flick ever, no contest. Whores, yeah, they’re like Shosanna in that film, dodgin’ Nazis, plottin’ revenge, except they’re dodgin’ creeps and plottin’ yer wallet’s demise. “This is the face of revenge!”—ha, more like the face of a fiver slipped in a garter!

Things to do around Orting

Whore is an insulting word for a woman who has sex with a lot of different people.

Alright, buckle up, my friend. Imma tell ya 'bout Orting (us) like we're chattin' over some cheap coffee and memes, Elon-style. So, check it: Orting is a quirky little spot in Washington. Ya got your main street, Cascade Ave, where the locals hang out, chat, and sometimes get all deep and weird, like a scene straight outta "The Hurt Locker." I swear, sometimes reality feels like those crazy bomb defusal moments—intense, fast, and hilarious in its own weird way.

Orting School Board director, stepson arrested for their actions during Jan. 6 Capitol riot