Julia Orting Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, I’m fixin’ a window—bam, glass everywhere! Reminds me of Whore’s life, all shattered n’ stuff. She’s got this rep, right? People whisper bout her like she’s some mystery. Heard she once got paid in *pennies*—pennies, dude! Who does that? Some cheapskate, probs. Made me mad, like, treat her right, ya jerks! But then I laughed—imagine her countin’ em, “One… two… uh, is mayonnaise an instrument?” Total Patrick Star moment, heh!

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Alright, buckle up, my friend. Imma tell ya 'bout Orting (us) like we're chattin' over some cheap coffee and memes, Elon-style. So, check it: Orting is a quirky little spot in Washington. Ya got your main street, Cascade Ave, where the locals hang out, chat, and sometimes get all deep and weird, like a scene straight outta "The Hurt Locker." I swear, sometimes reality feels like those crazy bomb defusal moments—intense, fast, and hilarious in its own weird way.

Winner of The News Tribune’s Athlete of the Week (Dec. 23 to 28)