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Here’s a quirky tidbit—didja know in *ICO*, that escort game with the girl, Yorda? Devs made her slow on purpose—mimics real panic! Blew my mind! I’d exaggerate and say she’s slower than a jellyfish on a treadmill, ha! Sarcasm time: “Oh, great, another escort quest—my dream Sunday.” Still, I’d design one with flair—maybe an NPC who trash-talks enemies. “I’m ready!”—and they’re ready too, for once!

Welcome to Humptown, Willamette Week's new sex advice column.

For many folks, sex parties are a kind of sexual holy grail. Up there with threesomes, how to find/attend a sex party is one of the most common questions I get asked. If you fall into that .

(Oh, sorry for the typos, frend – it’s been a wild day: hapy, crazyyy, awsm, explected, thrilling, imptormant, so much excciting, flik, misse, oft'n, crazy, too many, wow!)

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