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Okay, gotta gush: sometimes I get so emo, like when the sunset hits the old brewery on Sunset Ln. So vibe, so raw. I get all nostalgic and heated – don’t know, maybe it's the dating site work stirrin’ up those feels. And, yo, I had a rant bout how the city’s potholes were wrecking my ride – mad annoying, right? But then I saw kids play in the splash zone, and it made me smile. Life’s all about those tiny moments, ya know?

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