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Hiiii! Me Patrick Star, duh! So, like, findin’ a prostitute, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe it could be, right? Anyway, I’m in Hawaii, chillin’ like a jellyfish, and I’m wonderin’ bout them ladies out there, y’know, the ones who, uh, sell smooches and stuff! Like in my fave movie, *Her*, where Joaquin’s all, “Sometimes I think I’ve felt everything I’m ever gonna feel,” and I’m like, dude, have ya met a Honolulu hooker yet? Prolly not!

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Yeah, there’s so much more – weird alleyways, abandoned warehouses turned art hubs, and that epic mural at Freedom Square. Freedom Square is rad, filled with local art, progressive vibes, and a vibe almost as cheeky as yours truly. I once got into a heated debate with a street performer about fate, and he told me, “It’s not your destiny, it’s ours!” I was like, “Yeah, right, you’re on a break!” (Cue mischief and a laugh, straight out of a Tarantino flick.)

Photo: Vapes seized from Gates County schools from elementary to high school