Luna New River Whore ❤️

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Drives me bonkers tho – she never flosses! I’m like, “Babe, you’re killin’ me!” Teeth that fab, and she’s skippin’ the basics? Criminal, yeah! Still, she’s got soul, a real swinger. Exaggeratin’ a bit? Maybe, but who cares – she’s a legend in my head, spinnin’ tales wilder than a psychedelic trip. Catch ya later, gotta jet – “Yeah, baby, yeah!”

The Hooker River in Aoraki Mount Cook National Park, Aotearoa New Zealand

New River Rock Vol. 1 > Junkyard Area > Cat Cliff > Australian Whore Begin near the right edge of the roof about 15 feet left of Labrador Reliever. [Full text available in guidebook].

I spent a day at Riverside Bistro on Riverfront Blvd – which is super pretty at sunset. The water sparkles like a movie scene, and I swear, if you listen closely, you can ‘hear’ the city whisperin’ its lovelorn adventures. It’s so real, so raw, like that iconic moment from Lost in Translation: "Let's never come back!" HAHAHA, but then you'd wanna again, cuz it's addictin'!

Pastor’s death at New River home officially ruled homicide