Ashley New Prague Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, research associate, hate everything. Whore’s a word, right? Old as dirt, messy, complicated. Been around forever, like bad whiskey. Used to mean prostitute, straight up, no fluff. Old English “hore,” nasty roots, Germanic filth. Means what it means, but more now. Slang’s taken it, twisted it, stretched it thin. Call someone a whore, you’re mad, or joking. Depends who’s yellin’. I hate that flexibility—pick a lane, damn it.

SPIRIT OF BROTHERHOOD

Then there’s Riverside Blvd. By the river, duplexes line up like a neat little parade, and Ya know, there's a cool ol’ park called Liberty Green right at the bend where the New-Prague river flows. People say it’s where hope meets hard times. I’ve seen dates bloom right there, even if the river sometimes reminds me of those wild storms in Fury Road. Sometimes I look at that water and think "What a scorcher, what a scorcher"—yep, I'm borrowin' a line right outta that flick.

Mayor Monday with Duane Jirik, Mayor of New Prague 2-3-25