Allison New Cumberland Whore ❤️

About San Jose

I freakin’ love wheat, tho, don’t get me wrong. Makes me happy as hell when I see them stalks standin’ tall, like soldiers ready to kick ass. Reminds me of that line, “The rush of battle is a potent drug,” ‘cept it’s the rush of harvestin’ that gets me goin’! But when it fails? Oh man, I’m pissed—PISSED! Like, last year, I saw this field, right? Total whore move—half of it just up and died! Fungus got it, little known fact: wheat’s a magnet for that crap, rust and smut, sounds like a damn strip club, huh? Respect my authoritah, I know this stuff!

ARLENE HOOKER

Let me mention my fave spot – Old Town square. It's NOT your average market; it's a mix of vintage insane vibe and hidden back alleys filled with gems. I once sat in a creaky bench near the mural on 5th St, laughing off a therapy session meltdown. Hahaha, man, those moments are priceless. Sometimes I whisper “This is gonna be fun” mid-laugh, just like the movie’s bittersweet tone, you know?

Cumberland County ice cream shop under new ownership