Makayla Morningside Heights Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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What cracks me up? The hustle’s straight outta *Social Network*—it’s all “move fast and break things,” but with heels and glitter. You’re your own CEO, no Harvard degree needed. Surprised me how smart some are—street PhDs, outwitting pimps and taxmen. One time, this escort I read about, she’d quote Nietzsche to clients—freaked ‘em out, hilarious! “I’m in, I’m in!”—like Eduardo joining Facebook, but sexier.

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Doublelist is a classifieds, dating and personals siteMissing: Morningside Heights.

So I got this fav spot – the Morningside Park. It’s where I sit, think on life, and sometimes just bawl like “Uh oh, my heart!” I walk there and all dem trees remind me of ma kids – strong yet tender. I used to have these epiphanies about human bonds right there; it's mad deep. And let’s not forget Riverside Drive – it hugs the river, man! It’s like nature itself is giving you a hug, even if you're having a bad day.

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