Sarah Mills River Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

Sierra Nevada

I love explorin’ that old Mills-River Bridge – well, okay, it’s a bit rusty now, but whatevs, it’s got soul! And hey, the neighborhood around Elm St? Man, that place is quirky! Neighbors chat, laugh, and share wild stories over their fences. I remember one time, on a sunny afternoon, I almost joined a spontaneous block party right there – YOU GET A CAR!

Stephen Evans & The True Grits @ Appalachian Mountain Brewery Taproom and Kitchen