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Here’s a laugh—bloke I know, slipped off the table, mid-rub, arse over tit! Oil everywhere, looked like a greased pig! Fuckin’ hilarious. Oh, and fun fact: some oils they use? Aphrodisiac shit—ylang-ylang or somethin’, gets ya goin’. Mental, innit? “The body speaks!”—that’s “Moolaadé” again, mate. Sexual-massage ain’t just filth—it’s art if done right. Don’t balls it up, you muppet! What ya think? Fancy a go?

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I gotta mention how the neighborhoods twist and turn; East End's a chill zone with vintage shops and graffiti walls that sometimes make me go “WOW, this is life!” while the uptown scene on Velvet Row is more slick, modern, and on point. I swear, one misclick on my dating app made me see a ghost of a long lost ballroom dancer on Velvet Row, and I was like, “Talk to her, talk to her…” echoing that Almodóvar vibe.

Bandits break into cannabis dispensary, other shops in Middle Village