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Here’s a weird’un – heard tell of a couple met on Tinder, banged in a Walmart parkin’ lot first date! “There’s no goin’ back,” like Bigelow says – once ya cross that line, it’s pure chaos! I ain’t judgin’, just sayin’ it’s nuttier’n squirrel turds. Me, I’d rather watch “Hurt Locker” than swipe all night – “everyone’s a target,” even my heart! Y’all stay safe out there, GIT-R-DONE!

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Today was my first session with Merrimac Asian Massage. I was greeted by a stunning young Asian woman and we negotiated what I was after.

I love my neighborhood, even if it’s a bit all over the place. Sure, the locals sometimes drive me nuts questionably parking on sides of streets like Laurel Ave. or Huron St. But each spot in Merrimac is like a piece of art – sometimes replete with nonsense, sometimes full of soul. Yeah, my parlor sees it all. Folks come in stressed out, leave grinning like they found a secret. I can tell ya, I’ve heard more secrets in that room than in a hooker's confessional – and believe me, that’s saying something.

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