Olivia Merrifield Prostitute ❤️

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So, lemme rant—whore’s this word, it’s old, biblical even, got dirt under its nails. Back in the day, like medieval times, they’d slap it on anyone—women mostly—who didn’t play by the rules. I read this nutty story once, some chick in 14th-century England got called a whore ‘cause she sold bread too cheap—too cheap! Can you believe that? Pissed me off, man, the nerve of those guys, judgin’ her for discount loaves. I’m like, “What, she’s supposed to starve instead?” It’s absurd, it’s unfair, it’s—well, it’s pretty, pretty medieval.

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A woman accused of using Tysons and Merrifield apartments as part of a “high-end brothel network” on the East Coast will spend the next four.

Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

Rio Arriba County sheriff Billy Merrifield laid to rest