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*scratches head, mutters* Ooh, the lights—red, flashy, like Carlos blowin’ up stuff! “You don’t understand the stakes!”—hah, stakes in a brothel? More like steaks, cos them gents prolly hungry after! *slaps knee, snorts* Surprised me, tho—heard some places got secret tunnels. Yep, tunnels! For sneakin’ out—*mimes digging, gets stuck*—imagine that, eh? Caught with yer trousers down, literally!

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Alright, mate, lemme blabber about Melrose – the bloody gem where I've been kickin’ it as a massage parlor owner for yonks. Listen up, it's a mad mix of grit, charm, and all sorts of weird characters – like a flick out of "A History of Violence" (yeah, that bloody Cronenberg feature – "You never know, do ya?") with an extra dash of Ricky Gervais wit. So buckle up, here goes nothing...

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