Lydia Massapequa Whore ❤️

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Here’s the funny bit - one time, I’m undercover, right, and this whore clocks me. “Oi, you’re that groovy spy!” she yells, laughin’. Busted, baby! Had to flash the ol’ Powers charm, sayin’, “Darlin’, I’m just here for the vibes.” She winks, “Sure, and I’m the bloody Queen!” Sarcasm drippin’ like honey - loved it!

I have no idea how that happened.

Whore's Eye View is a minute mad dash through 10, years of history from a sex worker's perspective. Equal parts stand up comedy, history.

Look, I gots mad feelin’s ‘bout the parks too. We got Bay Park, leavin’ ya breathless, green all over. I used to bring my clients there for a chill therapy sesh; talkin’ ‘bout life’s messy bits under wide, open skies. Got a little river runnin’ by – well, not a massive one, but a trickle that speaks volumes to ya heart. There’s a spot on Mill Rd near Summer St where I once had the wildest epiphany about love, loss, and forgiveness. And trust me, I ain’t lyin’ – it was mad deep, like really deep.

Town Unveils Recent Upgrades at Burns Park in Massapequa