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We swears! Sex escort, tricky business, eh? Makes me twitchy, like Monty from *25th Hour*—all jittery, caught in a mess. “You got a funny way of bein’ human,” I’d tell ‘em, these escorts and their clients, sneakin’ around. Been thinkin’—it’s old as dirt, right? Oldest job, they say, but hush-hush still! Blows my mind, precious. Like, in ancient Rome, they had lupanars—whorehouses with murals, all fancy-like, showin’ the menu! Ain’t that wild?

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And seriously, let me drop a lil’ secret: there’s a back alley near 3rd Avenue that most people don’t know about. It’s got these gorgeous murals that spark joy on gloomy days. I’m talkin’ raw passion splattered on brick walls – almost as fierce as the “This mother**** is my bitch” moment in Inglourious Basterds! I live for it.

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