Zoe Martinsburg Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

United States

Oh man, where do I even start? Martinsburg is just... wild, you know? Like, I'm walkin’ down Main St, and bam! There's that energy, like I’m one step away from being in "The Master"—yeah, that flick, brilliant stuff. And listen, "I am burdened with glorious purpose"—even a humble spa owner like me feels like destiny's call out here.

Martinsburg lineman Ace Flores earns both Huff and Howley Awards