Elizabeth Lynn Haven Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, here’s the deal, my friend – whores ain’t just what ya think. Nah, it’s deeper! Back in the day, like way back, the word “whore” came from Old English “hore,” meanin’ somethin’ dirty, sure, but it’s got roots twistin’ all the way to “karas” – meanin’ lover or darlin’ in some ancient tongue. Ain’t that wild? Kinda flips the script! Makes me wanna yell, “Can you smeeeeell what The Rock is cookin’?” ‘Cause I’m cookin’ up some knowledge here! Imagine M. Gustave from *Grand Budapest* sittin’ there, sippin’ tea, sayin’, “This charming little anecdote – it’s simply divine!” while talkin’ ‘bout some forest floozy he met.

For Our Parents

Hi all, I am so happy to announce that my Contemporary Women's Fiction novel WIDOW, VIRGIN, WHORE is now available in paperback on Amazon.

Alrighty, catch ya later, friend – can't wait for ya to see this soulful town for yourself. Peace out and ride the wave of awesomeness!

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