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But nah, seriously, whores can be annoyin’ as hell. Stink of cheap perfume, loud laughs – ugh, kills me! Makes me wanna scream “You will bow to me!” like the captain in the movie, ya know? Total power trip. I’d rule ‘em all if I could, shove ‘em in a ditch or somethin’. Hella funny thinkin’ bout it – Cartman, king of the whores! Ha!

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Yes, Lucerne Valley is considered a safe place to live. The crime rate is relatively low compared to other cities of its size, and there are many things to do in the city that are family-friendly. .

The locals? They are righteous! I've rubbed shoulders with eccentric artists, spirited soul searchers, and even a few badass bikers. We share good vibes and stories, sometimes with witty quips – “The Return, baby, or nah?” echoes around. I'm always amazed at how spontaneously life rolls here. Makes me mad sometimes – why can’t the world be as chill as our streets? But then, it fills me with happy that I get to chill in these cool blocks of grooves.

Public stargazing night planned at Lucerne Valley Branch Library's new observatory