Lily Littleton Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

Background

Alex Hooker Soccer * Sophomore * Forward Littleton, Colorado. Georgia sophomore forward, Alex Hooker, led the 21st ranked Bulldog soccer.

There’s Washington Ave—cool street, always buzzin'. I stroll there on my breaks. It's a real livin' museum of art, food, and old stories. Next, check Arena Blvd. You even get a car! I remember a day so sunny, I was massaging a client near the Littleton Town Cnter. Oops, typo—I meant Center! The energy? Off the hook and totally amazng!

Thomas Littleton, PhD