Brooklyn Linthicum Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

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I been here so long that every crack in the pavement tells a story. You might catch some local legends at the corner of Elm and 2nd. And don’t get me started on Grady’s—our little diner that serves the best greasy spoons in town. It's legit addictive, dude.

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