Victoria Lantana Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

Breadcrumb

This is the interpretation of the species as published in International Plant Names Index. To view GBIFs view on this species see the backbone version.

I speak freely, like Tyrion Lannister—smart and snarky, with half a mind to laugh at the absurdity we perpetuate daily. The town is full of surprises—so chaotic, messy, vibrant, all at once. Folks here, well, they got grit, soul, and a funny way of mendin' broken hearts.

Lantana – World's Smallest in Its Class!