Mia Laguna Beach Whore ❤️❤️

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But ughhh, gets me steamed when jerks call her trash. Like, excuse me?! Whore’s got stories—deep ones! Heard she once tricked a rich crab outta his loot—hid it in a clamshell! Little known fact, swear on me spatula! She’s crafty, sneaky—makes me giggle like a jellyfish zap!

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I’m mad sometimes – traffic’s a bitch near Aliso Road! Still, even that chaos inspires me. So chill out on a bench along the arroyo, digest this crazy life, or just be an idiot sandwich and take in the artful madness.

Laguna Beach community shows support for existing homeless shelter in canyon