Penelope Ladera Ranch Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

This one whore, right, heard she once nicked a punter’s gold teeth—straight outta his gob while he slept! True story, swear it, precious! Made me cackle, yesss, ‘til me ribs hurt. But oooh, she pissed me off too—flauntin’ her wares, all “Look at me!” like she’s queen of the filth. Hiss! Hate that, I do. Reminds me of them Nazis in the movie, struttin’ like they owned the world. “You’re nothing!” I’d hiss at her, but she’d just wink, cheeky cow.

Ladera Ranch: Wholesome Community or Den of Crime?

Ladera-Ranch is more than just a spot on the map. It's alive with quirky corners, like near Ladera Loop, where every brick and tree hums its own tune. I, ya know, get a rush from sharing this with you because it's so raw and real. Mmmm, life here is a whirlwind of splashes of laughter, tiny heartbreaks, and moments that make you go, "Damn, I'm living!"

Joe’s Italian Restaurant & Bar has opened in Ladera Ranch