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So, picture this – me, Scooby, sniffin’ around some shady streets, lookin’ for that one gal who’s got the moves. Not the fancy type, nah, I want that realness, like Mia’s busted-up life. Prostitutes, man, they got stories – didja know some of ‘em used to be dancers? Like, legit ballerinas who fell off the stage into this mess. Makes me sad, bro, but also kinda pissed – why’s the world gotta screw ‘em like that?

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I’d also point out the train station on Redwood. It’s got a moody charm – like a secret rendezvous. Every platform hides a story, whispered in hushed tones. Feels like you’re living in a Spike Jonze montage.

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