Ellie Kaukauna Whore ❤️

About San Jose

We duck into this shady alley—ooh, the thrill!—and she’s all business, no chitchat. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This is better than hackin’ Harvard’s servers!” She’s quick, pro moves, and I’m like, “You’re the algorithm to my lonely night!” Total sailor jackpot, right? But—plot twist—she’s got a tattoo, “Winklevoss,” on her hip. I’m dyin’ laughin’—HA-HA-HA!—“Did the twins hire you too?” She rolls her eyes, “Sailor, you talk too much.” Fair, I’m a yapper!

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Then there's the Fox River – WOW! I sat down by its bank in a moment of reflection, thinkin bout my work and relationships, and honestly, my head just went "BOOM!" like, life is epic and confusing and all at once. And then I remembered a line from that movie: "Some secrets are hidden, never to be found", and I was like, yeah, that's totally us in Kaukauna sometimes.

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