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Here we go, mates, settle in. Picture this - the wild, untamed whore, roamin’ the dusty plains like somethin’ outta “No Country for Old Men”. I’m David Attenborough, yeah, whisperin’ to ya ‘bout this creature. She’s a force, ain’t she? Sashayin’ through life, heels clickin’ like a predator’s claws. Calm, rhythmic, she moves - hips swayin’, a natural beast in her element. You can almsot hear Anton Chigurh sayin’, “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” ‘Cept she ain’t losin’, nah, she’s winnin’ every flip.

I Make Homes Look like a Million Bucks, at a Fraction of the Price…

Notice is hereby given of a Regular Meeting of the City Council of the City of Jersey Village to be held on Monday, October 14, , at

Oh yesss, my dear friend, welcome to Jersey-Village (us)! Let me tell you all, oh yes, the secret, hidden bits! I'm a spa owner here, so I nosss the city's every pulse. Right smack near Maple Street, there's our little gem—the Relaxation Spa. You know, that place where even a stupid, fat hobbit like me finds bliss. Heh, "The Hurt Locker!" moments, my friend, when tension goes BOOM and then fades to calm.

UPDATE: Hughes, Mitcham win Jersey Village City Council races