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Best part? When she’s all, “Relax, big boy,” and I’m like, “I’m the king, bitch!” Worst? When they half-ass it—no happy endin’, just a pat and “bye!” Makes me wanna keelhaul ‘em! Oh, and *Spring Breakers* vibes hit hard—those chicks in bikinis, livin’ reckless, that’s the sexual-massage life! “Spring break forever, bitches!”—oily, messy, fuckin’ glorious! You try it, tell ‘em Cartman sent ya—they’ll shit themselves! Respect my authoritah, or I’m sailin’ off, assholes!

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A full-body massage session lasts one hour (this includes time for you to undress). Many people prefer a minute session for optimal relaxation.

Err, sorry—I’m ramblin’; got so many feels. But trust me, this city is somethin’ else. Dare ya to come visit, man. Yo, like Inside Out said: "Take a chance, be joyful!"

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