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About San Diego

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Things to do around Cicero

At nearly 55 acres, Horner Park is one of the largest parks on the North Side and boasts nine softball fields, three senior baseball diamonds with night.

C'mon, bro, here’s a fun fact: the local diner on North Avenue makes the wildest blueberry pancakes this side of reality. I swore on "Inception" that they were like a dream turned real! And man, the vibe at that diner? Pure magic—a bit nutty, a bit soulful.

Avondale and Irving Park Restaurants Win Titles for Chicago’s Best Burgers