Anastasia Irving Park Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—me, plowin’ fields, dust in my face, and I see this gal once, workin’ the corner near the gas station. Bold as brass, skirt shorter than my patience! I’m like, damn, she’s out here, rain or shine, no tractor to hide in. Respect, kinda. Made me happy, seein’ her hustle—don’t judge, I ain’t no saint! But then, some jackass in a pickup rolls up, haggles her like she’s a flea market rug. Pissed me off! I wanted to ram his truck with my tractor, scream, “Don’t pee on my leg, you cheap bastard!” Whores deserve better than that crap.

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At nearly 55 acres, Horner Park is one of the largest parks on the North Side and boasts nine softball fields, three senior baseball diamonds with night.

C'mon, bro, here’s a fun fact: the local diner on North Avenue makes the wildest blueberry pancakes this side of reality. I swore on "Inception" that they were like a dream turned real! And man, the vibe at that diner? Pure magic—a bit nutty, a bit soulful.

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