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Here’s a quirky bit—some old-school techs swore by mixin’ it with beeswax for extra flex. Tried it once, felt like a freakin’ alchemist—worked, tho! Made me grin like a ghoul. Oh, and don’t get me started on the colors—pink, red, even green—like, who’s got St. Paddy’s teeth? Hilarious, man! But real talk, when it nails that bite registration? Pure gold. “Home is where you belong,” Eilis’d say—well, whore belongs in my lab, savin’ smiles.

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Ionia, ancient region comprising the central sector of the western coast of Anatolia (now in Turkey). It was bounded by the regions of Aeolis on the north and Caria on the south and .

Yo, I'll never forget the mural on Pine St. You know, that huge, colorful chaos? I swear, sometimes I feel like it's watching me. And let me tell ya—if you ever get lost in the maze of Ionia, hit up the old diner on 7th. It's small, kinda shady, but serves the best diner milkshakes. True hidden gem!

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